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    居安思危,有备无患。

    狡兔三窟,适者生存。

    “噢,不!不!是阿呆、、、”我掏出自己的iphone手机一看,非常纠结、矛盾。

    “你好,阿呆。”经过一番煎熬和挣扎,我无可奈何的接听了阿呆的电话。

    “你好,亲爱的——乔治。呵呵,我在电视里看到你了!宝贝。现在,我正坐着自己的私人飞机,赶往你所在的纽约、、、”阿呆欢笑、发嗲,在自己、奢华的私人飞机上,激动不已、飘飘欲仙的欢

    蹦雀跃。“哈哈,亲爱的,给你一张我的新形象照片。”阿呆用自己最新的iphone自拍,并给我发来了一张自己的最新照片。

    “不会吧!这是妮可 基德曼吗?!”我望着手机里,阿呆的最新自拍,目瞪口呆、惊叹不已。

    “噢,不!不对啊!妮可 基德曼没有这样性感啊、、、”我心惊胆战,想入非非、有些把持不住。

    “呵呵,怎么样?亲爱的。你喜欢吗?亲爱的——乔治。”阿呆笑问,嗲声嗲气。

    “噢,不!不!我不相信!这不可能是真的、、、”我摇头,不敢相信。

    我的冲动和理智不停搏斗、、、

    “呵呵,好吧,亲爱的。现在,我给你一个我的直播自拍秀。呵呵,亲爱的,你好好欣赏吧、、、”阿呆欢笑,用自己的手机自拍,给我发送直播视频。

    mum mum mum mah mum mum mum mah i wanna hold them like they do in texas please 我想要牵制他们 就像他们在德克萨斯赌场那样fold them let them hit me raise it baby stay with me (i

    love it) 让他们注意到我 加注吧 宝贝 和我呆在一起吧(我喜欢) luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start 要有好运气还得凭直觉 出牌先出黑桃and after he's been hooked

    i'll play the one that's on his heart 引他上钩之后 我就要亮出我的底牌赢得他oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh i'll get him hot, show him what i've got 我要让他兴奋起来

    让他好好瞧瞧我的本事oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, i'll get him hot, show him what i've got 我要让他兴奋起来 让他好好领教一下我的本事can't read mycan't read my 猜

    不透…no he can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他根本无法读懂我(she's got me like nobody) (没有人像她那样如此地吸引我)can't read my can't read my 猜不透…no he

    can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他没法猜透我(she's got me like nobody) (没有人像她那样如此地吸引我)p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, (mum mum mum mah) p-p-p-

    poker face, p-p-poker face, (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) i wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be 我想要和他在一起 我们会是所向披靡的一对a little

    gambling is fun when you're with me 你和我在一起时 哪怕是玩一场小小的赌博都会很有趣(i love it) 我喜欢russian rouletteis not the same without a gun 俄罗斯轮盘要是少了枪 那就完

    全不一样了and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun 宝贝 爱情这玩意 不刺激就不好玩了oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh i'll get him hot, show him what

    i've got 我要让他兴奋起来 让他好好瞧瞧我的本事oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, i'll get him hot, show him what i've got 我要让他兴奋起来 让他好好领教一下我的本事

    can't read mycan't read my 猜不透…no he can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他根本无法读懂我(she's got me like nobody) (没有人像她那样如此地吸引我)can't read my

    can't read my 猜不透…no he can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他没法猜透我(she's got me like nobody) (没有人像她那样如此地吸引我)p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker

    face, (mum mum mum mah) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah)i won't tell you that i love you 我不会告诉你我爱你kiss or hug

    you 亲吻你或是拥抱你cause i'm bluffing with my muffin 因为我虚张声势想吓吓你i'm not lying i'm just stunning with my love-glue-gunning 我没有说谎 我只是对那如胶似漆的爱情感到吃

    惊just like a chick in the cas*ino就像赌场里的小妞take your bank before i pay you out 在你赢钱之前就已经将你洗劫一空了i promise this, promise this 我保证check this hand cause

    i'm marvelous我手上有王牌 因为我可是很不可思议的喔can't read mycan't read my 猜不透…no he can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他根本无法读懂我(she's got me like

    nobody) (没有人像她那样如此地吸引我)can't read my can't read my 猜不透…no he can't read my poker face我总是一副毫无表情的面孔 他没法猜透我(she's got me like nobody) (没有人像

    她那样如此地吸引我)p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, (mum mum mum mah) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah) (mum mum mum mah)

    伴着lady gaga的《poker face》,阿呆围着钢管,xx性的跳起了脱衣舞。

    “不会吧!噢,不!我的上帝啊!不用再跳了,我相信了。”我纠结、矛盾。

    我身上的天使和魔鬼们,全面战争了。

    “噢,不!我不能!我必须马上回去,我不能对不起伊丽莎白和凯瑟琳、、、”我心想。

    “亲爱的,你想要吗?”阿呆坏笑,用各种各样的方式xx我。

    “噢,不!阿呆,我今天有急事。我、、、们改天再会好吗?!”我笑,心神不宁。

    “亲爱的,我已经在希尔顿豪华酒店订好房间,做好所有准备了、、、宝贝,你不要这样扫兴好不好?!”阿呆发嗲,xx、xx我。

    “噢,不!不好意思!再见,阿呆。”我惊慌失措、手忙脚乱的紧急挂断阿呆的电话。

    阿呆不依不饶,我的iphone手机不断震动、响起:

    i threw a wish in the well,我丢了一个愿望井里,don't ask me, i'll never tell不要问我,我永远也不会告诉你i looked to you as it fell,我看了你了,and now you're in my way而现在你在

    我的方式i trade my soul for a wish,我用我的灵魂,一份祝福,pennies and dimes for a kiss一角硬币,为一个吻i wasn't looking for this,我不是在找这个,but now you're in my way但是现在

    你在我的方式your stare was holdin', ripped jeans, skin was showin'你盯盘,歌词- - -,撕牛仔裤,皮肤被showin 'hot not, wind was blowin'热的,风是blowin 'where you think you're

    going, baby?你认为你可以去哪里吗,宝贝?[chorus](合唱)hey, i just met you,嘿,我刚才见到你,and this is crazy,这是疯狂的,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?

    所以我打电话,也许?it's hard to look right,很难朝右边看,at you baaaabeh,在你baaaabeh,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?hey, i just met

    you,嘿,我刚才见到你,and this is crazy,这是疯狂的,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?and all the other boys,和所有其他的男孩,try to

    chaaase me,尝试chaaase我,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?[verse 2][诗2]you took your time with the call,用你的时间和电话,i took no

    time with the fall我并没有采取时间和在秋天you gave me nothing at all,你什么也没给我,but still, you're in my way然而,你在我的方式i beg, and borrow and steal我请求,并借去偷have

    foresight and it's real有远见,这是真的i didn't know i would feel it,我不知道我能感觉到它,but it's in my way但在我的方式your stare was holdin', ripped jeans, skin was showin'你

    盯盘,歌词- - -,撕牛仔裤,皮肤被showin 'hot not, wind was blowin'热的,风是blowin 'where you think you're going, baby?你认为你可以去哪里吗,宝贝?hey, i just met you,嘿,我刚才见到

    你,and this is crazy,这是疯狂的,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?it's hard to look right,很难朝右边看,at you baaaabeh,在你

    baaaabeh,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?hey, i just met you,嘿,我刚才见到你,and this is crazy,这是疯狂的,but here's my number,但这

    是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?and all the other boys,和所有其他的男孩,try to chaaase me,尝试chaaase我,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me,

    maybe?所以我打电话,也许?before you came into my life在你走进我的生活i missed you so bad我错过了你这么坏i missed you so bad我错过了你这么坏i missed you so, so bad我很想念你们,

    一切看来都很糟糕before you came into my life在你走进我的生活i missed you so bad我错过了你这么坏and you should know that你应该知道i missed you so, so bad我很想念你们,一切看来都

    很糟糕it's hard to look right,很难朝右边看,at you baaaabeh,在你baaaabeh,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?hey, i just met you,嘿,我刚

    才见到你,and this is crazy,这是疯狂的,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?and all the other boys,和所有其他的男孩,try to chaaase me,尝

    试chaaase我,but here's my number,但这是我的电话号码,so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?before you came into my life在你走进我的生活i missed you so bad我错过了你这么坏i missed

    you so bad我错过了你这么坏i missed you so so bad我很想念你们那么糟before you came into my life在你走进我的生活i missed you so bad我错过了你这么坏and you should know that你应该

    知道so call me, maybe?所以我打电话,也许?

    carly rae jepsen的《call me maybe》

    朋友们,我身上的天使和魔鬼,谁会赢呢?!

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