正文 36一起来湿身
满屋子都是八爪鱼,一丁点能让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和小春有胃口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">东西都没有，小春提议<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们干脆自己出去找吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">：“记不记得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">路上有几棵野果子树？”
“可是……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们就这么跑了不太礼貌吧。”
“怕什么,土曜君和珠玉上仙聊得那么热乎，想不起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。”
小春拽着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就跑,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和他到底谁是主人,越来越搞不清了。他纤长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手指勾着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手指，传递着和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不一样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">体温，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们一起在夜色下狂奔，怎么感觉像主神大人给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不检点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">男女私奔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事？
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在想什么？跑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">真慢。”小春回头埋怨地说。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在想,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们这样像私奔。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">……这种话也说得出口，还真适合当嫖神。”小春别扭地把脸转回去，不再看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不好意思地摸摸脸,他这是在夸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">吧。
那几棵野果树很不会长，长在河岸边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">峭壁上，长得位置就不讨人喜欢，难怪好多果子都掉在地上烂了。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">等着，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">上去摘。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">说道，今天为了隆重迎接珠玉上仙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">穿了件一直拖在地上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">繁杂长裙，这裙子把脚都盖住了行动很不方便，要是有绳子绑起来就好了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">视线停留在小春衣服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">系带上，反正他一个大男人衣服没带子也没什么。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去解小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带，贴近他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">身体能闻到魅惑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">香气，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有点嫉妒，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">每日泡着花瓣澡身上都不香，他却一生下来就香喷喷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。小春也没闲着，他也开始解<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">捂紧衣服，怒视着他：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">要干嘛！”
小春很无辜：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">都主动了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">怎好无动于衷。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就想借一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣服带子！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">别乱动！不然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就动粗了！”
慑于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">武力威胁，小春果然不动，他幽幽地说：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">来说很没吸引力么？”
“那当然，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">怎会对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有想法！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">是主人他是跟班，兔子还不吃窝边草呢，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">哪能对他下手。
小春轻轻地笑了：“好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">快摘果子下来，是想饿死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">吗。”
“不劳而获<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">人还这么多要求！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">用小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带把长裙往上捆高一截，露出半截小腿，这样行动方便多了，飞身跃上果树，树上一股香浓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子味，闻着都这样香，这些果子肯定很好吃，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胃快要忍不住了。
“喂，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">往下扔，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">接着点！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">朝树下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">小春大喊，一边摘着果子往下扔，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">发誓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不是故意专门盯着小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸扔，是手不受控制，看见那张漂亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸就忍不住想砸几下。
小春伸手敏捷，总是能躲闪开，这样反而激起了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">征服欲，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">躲！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">非打到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸不可！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……已经忘记了来觅食<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">初衷，完全变成了攻击和躲避<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">对抗，再伸手抓发现手边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝没有果子了，冷静下来再看，岂止<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝没果子了，整棵树都光秃秃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，不知不觉已经被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">摘光了？
没办法，下去把地上掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">那些果子捡起来洗一洗还能吃，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">跳过去抱住树干，正要下去，被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大树干上浮现出巨大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">人脸，此人柳叶弯眉樱桃口，还有一圈络腮胡，人脸张嘴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">语气就很不友好：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们好大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胆子，竟将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">辛辛苦苦长出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子全都摘光。”
想不到这棵树年岁大了竟然成精了，不知道它已经成精，没跟它打招呼就摘它<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们不对，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">正想道歉，树精报复心太强，道歉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">机会都不给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，挥舞着粗壮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝直接就朝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打过来。
“快下来！”小春在树下喊，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">声音听起来好遥远，这棵树什么时候突然长高了好几倍，一定是用来倍化术。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也想快点下去，树精整个身体都在抖动，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">连站都站不稳，更别提跳下去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">又不能攻击树精，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有错在先，要是还动手打人也太不讲理。树精脾气很大，啪啪树枝趁机抽了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">肩膀一下，肩膀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">疼痛让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">分心之下掌握不好平衡，倾斜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">身体眼看着要掉下去。
温暖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胸膛将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱在怀里，馨香<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">味道，小春跳上树干双手环住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们一起向下坠落，掉下峭壁直接栽进河里。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在水里一直下沉，胡乱扑腾着沉得更快，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">堂堂嫖神是不会游泳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">啊！很快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就镇定下来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想起小春应该是会游泳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，在金曜宫时就是他把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和金曜君一起送上岸。
此情此景让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想起王麻子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事，美人溺水，侠客营救，侠客会环住美人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰身优雅地将她抱上案，然后他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣服都湿透了，生起一个火堆，美人要烤干衣服，娇羞地对侠士说：“人家要脱衣服，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不许偷看呦。”
侠士大义凌然自然不会偷看，美人脱光衣服发现侠士没有偷偷看她气得直跺脚：“讨厌，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">别看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就不看！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">那么听话做什么！”
然后侠士就和美人在火堆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">烘烤下这样那样，啪啪啪地幸福着。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和小春也会照着他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">路线发展下去吧？这样想着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不再惊慌，美滋滋地等着小春环住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰身，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们两人一起优美地游到岸上去。小春没有过来环<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰，他变回了腌酸菜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">坛子，朝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大喊：“快抱住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">！”
好吧，他没来抱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去抱他也可以，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱住圆滚滚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">坛子，坛子慢慢地上浮，最后浮出水面，漂向岸边。这和王麻子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事发展不一样啊！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱着坛子在河上漂和抱着快木头有什么区别？王麻子没告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">侠士是个坛子该怎么办啊！
上了岸，下一步该轮到侠士去捡木柴回来生火，小春还是坛子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">模样躺在草丛里，一点都不像想去捡木柴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子，好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去捡！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在岸上兜了一圈捡了一大把木柴回来，发现小春还是坛子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">终于忍不住了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就不能变回人形？”
小春说衣服湿了会冷，变回坛子抗风。
等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回村一定要告诉王麻子他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事都是骗人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">自己动手点好了火堆，小春又嚷嚷：“把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱过去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也要烤火！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">还要把他抬到火堆旁边去，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">是美人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">性别却做着侠士<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">活儿？这个问题等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回到天宫一定要请教主神大人。
小春变成坛子有一个好处，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">可以靠着他睡觉，硬邦邦地靠着不太舒服，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">把他幻想成玉石枕头好了。这一夜竟比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在土曜宫松软<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">雕花床上睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">都好，坛子虽然冷冰冰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，还能感受到呼吸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">起伏，这就是有人陪着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉吧。
大晚上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也没闲着，心里噗通噗通飞快跳着，回想刚才解衣带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">一幕，如果当时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">没有阻止小春，不会真就啪啪啪了吧？不会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，一定不会，小春肯定是闹着玩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，小春说过他不喜欢女人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，怎么会和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">啪啪啪，虽然他也是男人，他只是个会自恋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">男人。
果然还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想多了吧。
睡着睡着，冰凉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉变成了温暖，好像有人抱着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，长这么大还没被人这样抱过，这份温暖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉让人喜欢，今天就让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">睡个懒觉吧，让这梦持续<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">时间更长些，哪个敢吵醒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就跟他拼命。
村里卖包子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">李老二跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">说过，男女之情就像包子，皮抱着馅，馅依偎皮，上蒸锅以后皮把温暖传递给馅，两人就越来越熟了。如果有一个人像包子皮对包子馅一样对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回不回天宫又有什么关系？
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">包子皮啊，请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，快点出现吧。
早晨醒来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">时候，火堆已经灭了，草地上空荡荡只剩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">一个人，小春不见踪影。臭小子不会趁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">睡觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回土曜宫了吧？荒山野岭里野兽出没，他要是被哪只虎精狼精吃了怎么办！
“小春！小春！小春！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大声喊着，要是他在附近遇险听到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">声音还能呼救。
“喊什么，没吃早饭就这么有力气。”小春捂着耳朵走过来，收里拎着一个用细绳捆好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">纸包。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">还不是担心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">！”气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">了，不识好人心。
“喏。”小春把纸包递给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。
“什么东西？”
“糕点，早晨不吃东西<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不饿么？”
心里暖洋洋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，第一次有人关心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">早晨吃没吃饭，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打开纸包，里面果然几块撒着糖粉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">糯黄糕点，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">最爱吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">菊花糕，小春竟知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">爱吃什么。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">爱吃菊花糕？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不是总吃这个么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">记错了？”
“没错没错。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">把这几块菊花糕抱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">紧紧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，被人记得爱吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">东西，是如此高兴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉。
迎着像菊花一样嫩黄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">朝阳，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们主仆二人一起踏上了回土曜宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">征途。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">心里有点忐忑，晚宴中途不见人影，现在才回去，珠玉上仙非吐沫星子喷死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不可。见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">表情如便秘一样揪心，小春关切地问：“怎么？菊花糕吃多了难受？”
“都怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，非拉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">出来吃什么野果子，这下可好，珠玉上仙肯定会生气。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">埋怨道。
小春眼睛溜溜转，趴在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">耳边说：“作为补偿，等回土曜宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">个礼物。”
他能有什么礼物送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">？还非要回土曜宫送，就他那点家产<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">摸得透透<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，哪有什么好东西送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，看他美滋滋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子又不像骗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，心里有不好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">预感，他肚子里是不是又冒了什么坏水。
作者有话要说：小剧场：小春
月光下的草地上是一个模样落魄的女神仙靠着个腌酸菜的坛子睡觉，突然，坛子变成了一个男子，吓得周围的青蛙都呱呱地跑掉
了。
虽然小春变回了人形，嫖嫖还靠在他身上，让他没法动弹。这个时间，该是土曜君的好时间了吧，小春心里暗自想着，把嫖嫖拐
到这个远的的地方来也是怕她不小心坏了土曜君的好事，虽然是个笨女人，闯祸能力不容小瞧。
土曜君，今晚让你开心了，明天你该做点什么事让别人开心了。
咚，嫖嫖的脑袋从小春的肩膀滑下去，还好小春及时用胳膊搂住，小春低头看着嫖嫖沉静的睡脸，这样细看的话其实比小时候好
看了一些，小时候看着就傻乎乎的，长大了果真是笨女人。
小春长叹一口气：“笨蛋，我要是不帮你，你这辈子都别想回天宫了。”
“可是……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们就这么跑了不太礼貌吧。”
“怕什么,土曜君和珠玉上仙聊得那么热乎，想不起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。”
小春拽着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就跑,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和他到底谁是主人,越来越搞不清了。他纤长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手指勾着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手指，传递着和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不一样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">体温，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们一起在夜色下狂奔，怎么感觉像主神大人给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不检点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">男女私奔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事？
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在想什么？跑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">真慢。”小春回头埋怨地说。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在想,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们这样像私奔。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">……这种话也说得出口，还真适合当嫖神。”小春别扭地把脸转回去，不再看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不好意思地摸摸脸,他这是在夸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">吧。
那几棵野果树很不会长，长在河岸边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">峭壁上，长得位置就不讨人喜欢，难怪好多果子都掉在地上烂了。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">等着，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">上去摘。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">说道，今天为了隆重迎接珠玉上仙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">穿了件一直拖在地上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">繁杂长裙，这裙子把脚都盖住了行动很不方便，要是有绳子绑起来就好了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">视线停留在小春衣服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">系带上，反正他一个大男人衣服没带子也没什么。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去解小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带，贴近他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">身体能闻到魅惑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">香气，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有点嫉妒，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">每日泡着花瓣澡身上都不香，他却一生下来就香喷喷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。小春也没闲着，他也开始解<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">捂紧衣服，怒视着他：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">要干嘛！”
小春很无辜：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">都主动了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">怎好无动于衷。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就想借一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣服带子！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">别乱动！不然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就动粗了！”
慑于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">武力威胁，小春果然不动，他幽幽地说：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">来说很没吸引力么？”
“那当然，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">怎会对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有想法！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">是主人他是跟班，兔子还不吃窝边草呢，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">哪能对他下手。
小春轻轻地笑了：“好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">快摘果子下来，是想饿死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">吗。”
“不劳而获<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">人还这么多要求！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">用小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣带把长裙往上捆高一截，露出半截小腿，这样行动方便多了，飞身跃上果树，树上一股香浓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子味，闻着都这样香，这些果子肯定很好吃，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胃快要忍不住了。
“喂，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">往下扔，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">接着点！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">朝树下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">小春大喊，一边摘着果子往下扔，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">发誓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不是故意专门盯着小春<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸扔，是手不受控制，看见那张漂亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸就忍不住想砸几下。
小春伸手敏捷，总是能躲闪开，这样反而激起了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">征服欲，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">躲！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">非打到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">脸不可！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打……已经忘记了来觅食<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">初衷，完全变成了攻击和躲避<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">对抗，再伸手抓发现手边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝没有果子了，冷静下来再看，岂止<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">手边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝没果子了，整棵树都光秃秃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，不知不觉已经被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">摘光了？
没办法，下去把地上掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">那些果子捡起来洗一洗还能吃，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">跳过去抱住树干，正要下去，被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大树干上浮现出巨大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">人脸，此人柳叶弯眉樱桃口，还有一圈络腮胡，人脸张嘴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">语气就很不友好：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们好大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胆子，竟将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">辛辛苦苦长出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子全都摘光。”
想不到这棵树年岁大了竟然成精了，不知道它已经成精，没跟它打招呼就摘它<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">果子是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们不对，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">正想道歉，树精报复心太强，道歉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">机会都不给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，挥舞着粗壮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">树枝直接就朝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打过来。
“快下来！”小春在树下喊，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">声音听起来好遥远，这棵树什么时候突然长高了好几倍，一定是用来倍化术。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也想快点下去，树精整个身体都在抖动，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">连站都站不稳，更别提跳下去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">又不能攻击树精，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">有错在先，要是还动手打人也太不讲理。树精脾气很大，啪啪树枝趁机抽了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">肩膀一下，肩膀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">疼痛让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">分心之下掌握不好平衡，倾斜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">身体眼看着要掉下去。
温暖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">胸膛将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱在怀里，馨香<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">味道，小春跳上树干双手环住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们一起向下坠落，掉下峭壁直接栽进河里。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在水里一直下沉，胡乱扑腾着沉得更快，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">堂堂嫖神是不会游泳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">啊！很快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就镇定下来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想起小春应该是会游泳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，在金曜宫时就是他把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和金曜君一起送上岸。
此情此景让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想起王麻子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事，美人溺水，侠客营救，侠客会环住美人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰身优雅地将她抱上案，然后他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">衣服都湿透了，生起一个火堆，美人要烤干衣服，娇羞地对侠士说：“人家要脱衣服，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不许偷看呦。”
侠士大义凌然自然不会偷看，美人脱光衣服发现侠士没有偷偷看她气得直跺脚：“讨厌，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">别看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就不看！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">那么听话做什么！”
然后侠士就和美人在火堆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">烘烤下这样那样，啪啪啪地幸福着。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">和小春也会照着他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">路线发展下去吧？这样想着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不再惊慌，美滋滋地等着小春环住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰身，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们两人一起优美地游到岸上去。小春没有过来环<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">腰，他变回了腌酸菜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">坛子，朝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大喊：“快抱住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">！”
好吧，他没来抱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去抱他也可以，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱住圆滚滚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">坛子，坛子慢慢地上浮，最后浮出水面，漂向岸边。这和王麻子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">讲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事发展不一样啊！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱着坛子在河上漂和抱着快木头有什么区别？王麻子没告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">侠士是个坛子该怎么办啊！
上了岸，下一步该轮到侠士去捡木柴回来生火，小春还是坛子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">模样躺在草丛里，一点都不像想去捡木柴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子，好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">去捡！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在岸上兜了一圈捡了一大把木柴回来，发现小春还是坛子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">终于忍不住了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就不能变回人形？”
小春说衣服湿了会冷，变回坛子抗风。
等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回村一定要告诉王麻子他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">故事都是骗人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">自己动手点好了火堆，小春又嚷嚷：“把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">抱过去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也要烤火！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">还要把他抬到火堆旁边去，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">是美人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">性别却做着侠士<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">活儿？这个问题等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回到天宫一定要请教主神大人。
小春变成坛子有一个好处，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">可以靠着他睡觉，硬邦邦地靠着不太舒服，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">把他幻想成玉石枕头好了。这一夜竟比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">在土曜宫松软<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">雕花床上睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">都好，坛子虽然冷冰冰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，还能感受到呼吸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">起伏，这就是有人陪着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉吧。
大晚上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">也没闲着，心里噗通噗通飞快跳着，回想刚才解衣带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">一幕，如果当时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">没有阻止小春，不会真就啪啪啪了吧？不会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，一定不会，小春肯定是闹着玩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，小春说过他不喜欢女人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，怎么会和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">啪啪啪，虽然他也是男人，他只是个会自恋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">男人。
果然还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">想多了吧。
睡着睡着，冰凉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉变成了温暖，好像有人抱着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，长这么大还没被人这样抱过，这份温暖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉让人喜欢，今天就让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">睡个懒觉吧，让这梦持续<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">时间更长些，哪个敢吵醒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">就跟他拼命。
村里卖包子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">李老二跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">说过，男女之情就像包子，皮抱着馅，馅依偎皮，上蒸锅以后皮把温暖传递给馅，两人就越来越熟了。如果有一个人像包子皮对包子馅一样对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回不回天宫又有什么关系？
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">包子皮啊，请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，快点出现吧。
早晨醒来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">时候，火堆已经灭了，草地上空荡荡只剩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">一个人，小春不见踪影。臭小子不会趁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">睡觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">回土曜宫了吧？荒山野岭里野兽出没，他要是被哪只虎精狼精吃了怎么办！
“小春！小春！小春！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">大声喊着，要是他在附近遇险听到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">声音还能呼救。
“喊什么，没吃早饭就这么有力气。”小春捂着耳朵走过来，收里拎着一个用细绳捆好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">纸包。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">还不是担心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">！”气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">了，不识好人心。
“喏。”小春把纸包递给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">。
“什么东西？”
“糕点，早晨不吃东西<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不饿么？”
心里暖洋洋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，第一次有人关心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">早晨吃没吃饭，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">打开纸包，里面果然几块撒着糖粉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">糯黄糕点，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">最爱吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">菊花糕，小春竟知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">爱吃什么。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">爱吃菊花糕？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不是总吃这个么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">记错了？”
“没错没错。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">把这几块菊花糕抱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">紧紧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，被人记得爱吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">东西，是如此高兴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">感觉。
迎着像菊花一样嫩黄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">朝阳，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">们主仆二人一起踏上了回土曜宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">征途。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">心里有点忐忑，晚宴中途不见人影，现在才回去，珠玉上仙非吐沫星子喷死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">不可。见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">表情如便秘一样揪心，小春关切地问：“怎么？菊花糕吃多了难受？”
“都怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，非拉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">出来吃什么野果子，这下可好，珠玉上仙肯定会生气。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">埋怨道。
小春眼睛溜溜转，趴在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">耳边说：“作为补偿，等回土曜宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">个礼物。”
他能有什么礼物送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">？还非要回土曜宫送，就他那点家产<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">摸得透透<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，哪有什么好东西送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，看他美滋滋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">样子又不像骗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">，心里有不好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com586e5c3c8c">预感，他肚子里是不是又冒了什么坏水。
作者有话要说：小剧场：小春
月光下的草地上是一个模样落魄的女神仙靠着个腌酸菜的坛子睡觉，突然，坛子变成了一个男子，吓得周围的青蛙都呱呱地跑掉
了。
虽然小春变回了人形，嫖嫖还靠在他身上，让他没法动弹。这个时间，该是土曜君的好时间了吧，小春心里暗自想着，把嫖嫖拐
到这个远的的地方来也是怕她不小心坏了土曜君的好事，虽然是个笨女人，闯祸能力不容小瞧。
土曜君，今晚让你开心了，明天你该做点什么事让别人开心了。
咚，嫖嫖的脑袋从小春的肩膀滑下去，还好小春及时用胳膊搂住，小春低头看着嫖嫖沉静的睡脸，这样细看的话其实比小时候好
看了一些，小时候看着就傻乎乎的，长大了果真是笨女人。
小春长叹一口气：“笨蛋，我要是不帮你，你这辈子都别想回天宫了。”